I have been preparing for Novembeard for my whole life, taking the time to admire some amazing beards from afar and longing for my moment to prove my spot amongst the greats. While particularly fond of the facial hair of Drew Gooden and Bret from Flight of the Conchords, I liken my hair follicles to those of Rivers Cuomo when he went through that sweet beard phase. And while Novembeard may bring a halt to my job search for the month of November, I predict it will bring me great success in other areas.
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