I can grow a beard faster than you, but I don't brag about it. It's not the fullest beard, but it's amazing compared to Samuel's peach fuzz. In fact, it's Samuel that brought Novembeard to our attention, and he couldn't grow one if you gave him a year! On top of that, I bet Michael doesn't last more than 3 days. His girlfriend is going to tell him to shave, and he's going to run to the bathroom in a flash and claim the next day that he had to go to a wedding or something else similarly as lame. I'll be impressed if any of you hold out past week 1. I'll be impressed if I hold out past week 1. You know what happens if you shave, don't ya?
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