Michael Robinson has been shaving since the year 4694 of the Chinese lunar calendar. Since that time, Mr Robinson has been harvesting a beard that GQ Magazine has named one of the "Sexiest Celtic-Sino Beards in America". Some liken his rustic look to the beard of an Afghani goat farmer, others compare his beard's reddish hue to Chuck Norris. Jen B. calls it "brilliant and miraculous." Critics often cite The Economist, who noted: "There are 4 certainties in life: Death, Taxes, Trouble, and Michael Robinson's Beard" [citation needed]. Michael also played football for Penn State University and was named 2005 Big Ten Offensive Player of the year. He was drafted in the 4th round of the 2006 NFL draft by the San Fransisco 49ers.
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